75 Horrible Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Good

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While some bad jokes deserve a “meh! ” or the occasional eye roll, there are those special ones, ones that are so bad that they’re hilarious.

I know you know what am talking about, you’ve been in that situation where someone tells a bad joke, but instead of cringing at it, you are surprised to find yourself grinning from cheek to cheek and sometimes laughing out loud at it. Well then, we’ve got a compilation of those horrible jokes that are so bad they’re good here for you to enjoy and have a smile, to brighten up your day. Some of these are just plain good, why? you ask, Well we just don’t miss, that’s why.

75 horrible jokes that are so bad they’re good. 

1. I never buy pre-shredded cheese… Doing it yourself is GRATE.

2. I was playing chess with my friend the other day and he asked me to make it interesting… So I stopped playing.

3.  What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?  A can’t opener.

4. What do you call a man that can stand?  Kneel

5. What did the robber say to the backer? Give me all your dough

6. What’s Nicky Minajs least favorite browser? Safari.

7. What does the basketball player say when he misses his shot? Shoot.

8. What do you call a pens that disappears? A Magic Johnson.

9. What do you call a gangster that wears eyeliner? An Emo-G.

10. My dad used to bring extra socks when he played golf, just in case he had a hole in one.

11. What do you call a funky-smelling car? A mustang.

12. Why couldn’t the typewriter have fun?  Because he was key-bored.

13. What did the lobster have on his birthday? A crabcake.

14. Why are donuts god’s favorite food?  They’re holey.

15. What do you call a celebrity boat? Tom-crewship.

16. What is the robots favorite movie?  Grease.

17. What did the pastry tell the barber? Give me a bis-cut.

18. Why is Stevey Wonder’s calendar like tinder? It’s all blind dates.

19. What do you call a question from a midget? A small wonder.

20. Why does Lil Wayne use an inhaler? He’s a lil-weezy

21. What does a ghost drive? A boo-ick.

22. When is a clock at its most violent? When it strikes.

23. What do doctors call a tiny heart? Kevin.

24. What does the car say to the banana? Peel out. 

25. What do you call mint for your feet? Tic tac toes.

26. Why didn’t cardi b make it to her interview? She couldn’t get offset.

27. What do you call a rapper after he performs fillatio on a smurf? Blue face.

28. What’s the richest nation in the world?  Donation.

29. What do you call a dinosaur who’s a rapper? Chance the raptor.

30. What do u call wine from grapes stomped by Jamaican feet? Dutty wine.

31. What do you call it when your dad is upset? Daditude.

32. What do you call a father who is a professional dancer? A stepfather.

33. What are a giraffe’s favorite fruits? Neck-tarines.

34. What do you call a father who’s also a bodybuilder? Buff daddy.

35. What do you call it when a trash can goes to the bathroom? A dump.

36. Why should u never trust trees? There are all shady.

37. What kind of car does Mickey drive?  Mini.

38. What’s a dad’s favorite dance? The pop lock.

39. What do u call a Hip Hop artist who’s a mythical creature? A rapicorn.

40. Why did the wife divorce his overweight husband? Because he kept cheating….  On his diet.

41. Why did the suit tailor go out of business? He lost all his family ties.

42. What do you call a cat born on Christmas? Santa claws.

43. What do you call a ditch full of baby shoes? A booty hole. 

44. Where do fish post their selfies? Finstagram.

45. What do you call it when a militant black man gets conned? farra-con.

46. What do you call a marsupial fighting tournament? Mortal wombat.

47. What do you call it when a Hawaiian laughs softly? A low-Ha.

48. What do u call it when you go to the gym and just look at the equipment? Watching your weight.

49. Why are mechanics so good at smashing? Because they use gify lube.

50. What do you call a freestyle about weed? A blunt rap. 

51. You know  French fries weren’t actually cooked in France, they were cooked in grease.

52. Where do sperm play football? A con-dome.

53. My Korean friend died this morning, he was So Yung.

54. Did you hear about the power outlet with legs? It was a plug walk.

55.  How do you cut the ocean in half? With a sea-saw.

56. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was too tired.

57. What did the beaver say when his house got destroyed on judgment day? God dam-it.

58. What do you call a criminal that also raps? A con-verse.

59. What do you call DJ Khaled’s bra line? We D breast.

60. What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.

61. Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta-way.

62. There was a fire at the circus, it was tents.

63. What did the shark say to the chunky fish? It’s time to scale it back.

64. What did the game say to the game system? Please console me.

65. Why Was The soldier in the bathroom? He felt the call of dooddy.

66. Why did the vegan move from his apartment? They weren’t mush-room.

67. Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off.

68. What do you call having morning wood during a quarantine? A Bonner Virus.

69. Why did the Wi-Fi get angry at the laptop for shutting down? It was just trying to connect.

70. Why do so many racist videos go viral? Because sharin is Karen.

71. How do you know a ghost is sad? He starts boo-hooing.

 72. What do you call a French porn star? Rudy Go bare.

73. What do you call a coed spring break porno? Covid 19.

74. What do you call a woman with no behind? You don’t.

75. My brother Gus sweats a lot when he’s having fun, these days I only smell fun-gus.

Well,  I do hope that tickled your funny bone.

If you are thinking of sharing these with friends when you’re together you should remember, to tell a funny joke takes a good delivery. always pause before you deliver the punch line, that’ll for sure make it sound funnier.

If you’d like to share some of your own jokes with others, don’t forget to write a comment in the box down below.

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