Dad jokes, it’s hard to put a finger on what exactly makes dad jokes so funny, most times they’re so cringy they’re not supposed to be but at the same time, dad jokes are. The name “Dad joke” is a misnomer, meaning you don’t actually have to be a dad to tell them. They are amazing because they’re easy to sneak into conversation making them that bit more fun.

Most times you do not even need an audience to enjoy these dad jokes, you just have to go through them each time you feel like laughing and enjoy yourself.

 We have brought you 100 of the best dad jokes that are sure to tingle your humor senses.

let the jokes begin…

Best Dad jokes that are actually funny 2021

Whether you are looking for the best funny dad jokes in 2021 or want something extreme, and anything in between to make a dad laugh and roll on the floor, we hope you find the following funny dad jokes helpful.

1. Why did the bicycle take a rest,  Because it was too tired 

2. What do you call a policeman in bed, an undercover cop

3. What does a policeman do in the restroom,  his duty 

4. Why did the picture go to prison, it was framed 

5. What is a criminal’s best asset,  his lie-ability 

6. How do u fix a broken pumpkin, a pumpkin patch 

7. What does a house wear, a-ddress 

8. Why Was The stadium so hot, cause all the fans left 

9. What do you call an egg on a Sandy beach, sanddiago 

10. What do you give a lemon when it’s injured, lemonade 

11. What time did the man go to the dentist, at tooth-hurty

12. What happens when u have two antennas at a wedding, the wedding would be horrible, but the reception will be great 

13. What do you call a baby soldier, an infantry man 

14. Why didn’t the orange get to its destination, because it ran out of juice 

15. Why did a guy get thrown out of a barbers shop, because he cut the line 

16. Why Was The ruler angry at the pencil, because it was out of line 

17. Why were the gummy bears given their name, because they had no teeth

18. What does a duck eat in the evening, his quacker.

19. What do you call a person that lives next to a horse, his neighbor 

20. Why was six afraid of seven, because seven eight nine.

21. What did the tree say to the dog, bark 

22. What did the buffalo say to his after he dropped him off at school,  bison

23. What do you call an angel bufallo, bufallo-wings 

24. How did the cow get over the moon, It was a red-bull 

25. Why can’t you fall in love on Mars, Bad atmosphere 

26. Where do you learn to make ice-cream, Sundae school.

27. What do you do to make a tissue dance, put a little boogie in it 

28. What did the boss tissue tell his minions, let’s roll

29. What did the swimmer suffer from,  a stroke 

30. why do cemeteries have gates, because people are dying to get in.

31. What do candidates eat during the swearing-in, oats 

32. Why are elevator jokes Considered so hilarious, They work on many levels.

33. What do you call a zoo just for apes ? Monkey business.

34. Why did Adelle cross the road? So she can say hello from the other side.

35. What do nurses have in common with red crayons? Both can draw blood.

36. Why did bee have a sweet hair? He uses a honey comb.

37. Why do couples have to go to the gym? So the relationship Will workout.

38. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? Don’t worry he woke up. 

39. Why is Peter Pan flying? Because he Neverlands 

40. Why are celebrities so Cool?  Because they have lots of fans.

41. Dogs can’t operate MRI machines, but catscan.

42. How do pirate dogs row their boats, with the doggy paddle.

43. What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.

44. Why did a student keep failing a test though he had a photographic memory ? Because he Didn’t develope it.

45. Why couldn’t the teacher control her pupils? Because she was cross eyed. 

46. What do you call The wife of a hippie? Mississippi.

47. England doesn’t have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

48. what did the man who needed a brain transplant say to the surgeon? Change my mind.

49. What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves.

50. I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. I’m not really a mourning person.

51. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? A tire.

52. The guy who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize.

53. German sausage jokes are just the wurst.

54. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

55. What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist.

56. How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it.

57. The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn’t make any cents.

58. Sure, I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime!

59. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs stuffed in your mailbox? Bill.

60. Somebody bought me a reading lamp. I couldn’t be more de-lighted!

61. Why did grandpa buy a boat because it was for sail.

62. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

63. How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!

64. My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve!

65. Why did coffee go to the cops? It gets mugged every single morning!

66. Who is the penguin’s favorite Relative ? Aunt-Arctica!

67. I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang. Eventually it came back to me.

68. I had a pun about amnesia, but I forget how it goes.

69. There’s a fine line between numerator and denominator.

70. Velcro… what a rip-off.

71. I gave away my dead batteries, no charge.

72. My kid swallowed some coins, the doctor told me to just wait. No change yet.

73. What should a lawyer always wear to a court? A good lawsuit!

74. The quickest way to make antifreeze? Just steal her blanket!

75. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

76. Apple is designing a new automatic car. But they’re having trouble installing Windows!

77. I’ve started sleeping in our fireplace. Now I sleep like a log!

78. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

79. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink!

80. The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense!

81. You really shouldn’t be intimidated by advanced math… it’s easy as pi!

82. What did the hamburger name it’s baby? Patty!

83. One lung said to another, “we be-lung together!”

84. I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii.

85. Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them..

86. What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick? Put it on my bill

87. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!

88. This girl thought she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I’ve never met herbivore.

89. Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally.

90.Architects are good at coming up with concrete plans.

91. Who designed King Arthur’s round table? Sir Cumference.

92.  I removed the shell from my racing snail to make it faster. It just got more sluggish.

93. Life as a professional yo-yoer has its ups and downs.

94. I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.

95. My wife told me to stop speaking in numbers. But I didn’t 1 2.

96. I failed my Braille class. It’s a touchy subject.

97. I used to hate facial hair, but it grew on me.

98. The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

99. My leaf blower doesn’t work, it just sucks.

100. Need an ark? I Noah guy.

I hope we’ve made you laugh today.

Dad jokes don’t have to be cheesy or cringy, you just need to know the right ones to get a laugh from your kids or friends. 

If you have any other joke you want to share with us and everyone else, do not hesitate to drop it in the comment box below.