Knock-knock jokes are a very simple concept, it’s been around for basic ages and has been making people laugh all that time. which means it’s a very good style of comedy. The great thing about knock-knock jokes is that it means you get to interact with your audience, it’s a good way to draw the attention of your friends towards you and then if your delivery is good enough you’ll surely get the entire room laughing and rolling on the floor. Even if your delivery is a little off or corny sounding, knock-knock jokes are still pretty funny, so you don’t have anything to be anxious about.

Although knock knock jokes can be a little hard to remember sometimes, we are here to help. We have compiled a list of 100 knock knock jokes for your enjoyment, after this, it’s going to be a little easier for you to remember them.

100 best knock-knock jokes

Whether you’re looking for knock knock jokes for adults, or for the kids to bring a lot of laughter in the family and everything in between, you will find the following good knock knock jokes interesting.

  1. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Leon…

Leon who?

Leon me… When you’re not strong…

2. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

You-know,

You-know who.

3. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

 Ida

Ida who?

It’s surely pronounces Idaho.

4. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

It’s the police, we just wanna talk.

How many of you are there?

Two,

Talk to each other.

5. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Amos

Amos who?

A mosquito bit me.

6. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

A cow says…

A cow says who?

No a cow says Moo.

7. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Radio

Radio who?

Radio not, here I come.

8. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Smell mop,

Smell mop who…

Ewwww.

9. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Andy,

Andy who?

And he bit me again.

10. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Lettuce,

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in and I’ll tell you.

11. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Adore,

Adore who?

Adore is between us open up.

12. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Yetta,

Yetta who?

Yetta noda mosquito.

13. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

A little boy,

A little boy who?

A little boy who can’t reach the door.

14. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Notta,

Notta who?

Netta noda mosquito.

15. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Anita,

Anita who?

Anita noda minute to think about it.

16. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Ice cream,

Ice cream who?

Open the door or I scream.

17. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

A little old lady,

A little old lady who?

I didn’t know u could yodel.

18. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Disco,

Disco who?

Disconnected.

19. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

I am,

I am who?

You don’t even know who you are.

20. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Ice cream soda

Ice cream soda who?

Ice cream soda people will hear me.

21. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Wa,

Wa who?

Why are you so excited.

22. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Lena,

Lena who?

Lena little closer so I’ll tell you another joke.

23. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Cargo,

Cargo who?

No, car go vroom vroom.

24. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Owl goes,

Owl goes who?

That’s write.

25. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Ahh,

Ahh who?

Are you a werewolf?

26. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Spell,

Spell who?

W.H.O.

27. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Stopwatch,

Stopwatch who?

Stopwatch you doing and pay attention.

28. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Wooden shoe,

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoes like to hear another joke.

29. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Broken pencil,

Broken pencil who?

Never mind it’s pointless.

30. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Razor,

Razor who?

Razor hands, this is a stick up.

31. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Water,

Water who?

Water you doing in there.

32. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Olive,

Olive who?

Olive you,  do you love me too.

33. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Howl,

How you know if you don’t open the door.

34. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Alec,

Alec who?

Alec-tricity,  ain’t that a shocker.

35. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Kanga,

Kanya who?

Actually, it’s kangaroo.

36. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Iran,

Iran who?

Iran all the way here,  let me in already.

37. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Snow,

Snow who?

Snow laughing matter.

38. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Honeybee,

Honeybee who?

Honeybee a dear and open the door.

39. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Wire,

Wire who?

Wire you always asking who’s there.

40. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Police who?

Police hurry up it’s chilly outside.

41. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Madame,

Madame who?

Madame foot’s caught in the door.

42. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Etch,

Etch who?

Bless you, my friend.

43. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Nobel,

Nobel who?

No bell,  that’s why I knocked.

44. Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiots house,

Knock knock,

 who’s there?

The chicken.

45. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Api,

Api who?

Happy birthday to you!

46. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Mikey,

Mikey who?

Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.

47. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Tank,

Tank who?

You’re welcome.

48. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Luke,

Luke who?

Luke warm water, that’s all I need for a bath.

49. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

A tich,

A tich who?

Bless you.

50. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Interrupting cow

Interrupting cow w…

Mooooo!!!

51. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Dorris,

Dorris who

Dorris locked, that’s why am knocking.

52. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

U. S. T.

U. S. T. Who?

U. S. T. Call me on my cellphone…

53. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Walter,

Walter who?

Walter you doing in my house.

54. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Justin,

Justin who?

Justin time, diner is almost ready.

55. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Wanda,

Wanda who?

Wanda where I left my keys.

56. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Philip,

Philip who?

Philip the gas, am on a low.

57. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Rufus,

Rufus who?

Your Rufus on fire.

58. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Pheaks,

Pheaks who, 

Pheaks the door Willa, it’s broken.

59. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Canoe,

Canoe who?

Canoe shut up please.

60. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Ya,

Ya who?

Am excited to see you too.

61. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

I am,

I am who?

You don’t know who you are.

63. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Little boy blue,

Little boy blue who?

Micheal Jackson.

64. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Wanda smell mop,

Wanda smell mop who?

Www.

65. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Hawaii,

Hawaii who?

Am fine thank you.

66. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

daisy,

Daisy who?

Daisy me rolling, they hate’n…

67. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Leaf,

Leaf who?

Leaf me alone please.

68. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Mustache,

Mustache who?

I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.

69. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Ketchup,

Ketchup who?

You can’t ketchup with me, am pretty fast.

70. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Alex,

Alex who?

Alex the questions around here.

71. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Luke,

Luke who?

Luke outside the window and find out.

72. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Olive,

Olive who?

We Olive in a Yellow Submarine.

73. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Says,

Says who?

Says me, that’s who.

74. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Purple alligator,

Purple alligator who?

How many purple alligators do you know.

75. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Ghosts,

Ghosts who?

Ghosts and away from the door so I can see you.

76. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Carl,

Carl who?

Carl get you there faster than walking.

77. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Althea,

Althea who?

Althea later.

78. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Hans,

Hans who?

Hans of my burger.

79. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Butter,

Butter who?

Butter open the door now,  or you’ll find out.

80. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Seymour,

Seymour who?

Seymour things when I use the flash light.

81. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Iona,

Iona who?

Iona Lot of cars.

82. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Candice,

Candice who? 

Candice be the write address.

83. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Pudding,

Pudding who?

Pudding my shoes on, am coming.

84. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Ray,

Ray who?

Ray member my name please.

85. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Zany,

Zany who?

Zany body home.

86. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Al,

Al who?

Al give you a kiss if you open up

87. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

A heard,

A heard who?

A heard you where around so I came over.

88. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Dishes,

Dishes who?

Dishes the police, come out with your hands up.

89. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Ferdy,

Ferdy who?

Ferdy last time, open the door.

90. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Oswald,

Oswald who?

Oswald my bubble gum.

91. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Figs,

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell.

92. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Annie,

Annie who? 

Annie thing you can do,  I can do too.

93. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Hal

Hal who?

Hal will you know, if you don’t open the door.

94. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Alice,

Alice who? 

Alice fair in love and war.

95. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Who,

Who who?

I didn’t know you were an owl.

96. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Anita,

Anita who?

Let me in Anita borrow something.

97. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Nana,

Nana who?

Nana your business.

98. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Needle,

Needle who? 

Needle little help right now.

99. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

To,

To who?

Actually, it’s to whom.

100. Knock knock,

 who’s there?

Boo,

Boo who?

Don’t cry,  it’s only a joke.

Okay then, that 100 best knock-knock jokes, sure to make your day, put a smile on your face, and if you share it with friends to put a smile on their faces too. Don’t be afraid to share jokes, it’s easy and it gives a certain feeling of joy you can’t just explain or imagine till you try it.

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Don’t forget to comment in the comment box below, which was your favorite. Also, feel free to share some knock knock jokes with us if you have any we’d love to read them.